About This Dog
Hey! I'm Micolithe, you may have run into me online at some point.

I'm currently 37 years old. I'm a gay agender furry that lives in Philadelphia PA. I'm from New Jersey, but I spent a few years in the 2010's living in central California. I spent alot of time online in various spaces, such as: The VG Cats Forums, The Forum I Created To Replace the VG Cats Forums When Scot Ramsoomair Decided We Were A Bunch Of Little Shits, Something Awful Lets Play, Snouts dot Online, Cohost, and basically a bunch of other places. The Cooking Mama lets play is probably the thing I'm most known for. Cohost is shutting down so I need a place I can post longer-form content and, gang, tumblr isn't good enough for that.

Throughout my life I spent alot of time working crappy jobs, and as such I will complain about CVS/Pharmacy pretty much any chance I can get, I also worked at Panera Bread and ShopRite which weren't nearly as disrespectful to me as a human being. In 2014 my entire life fell apart, and I moved back in with my parents & started going back to college. I'm happy to say that I graduated from NJIT shortly after the start of the Pandemic and I'm now lashed to databases and Informatica PowerCenter like Captain Ahab and Moby Dick. As a side consequence of this I'm well versed in file transfer methods like FTP, SFTP, and HTTP webscraping (including using Selenium), and have probably seen whatever headass bullshit server configuration you can imagine. Apparently I'm really good at it. They keep paying me more to continue to do it, so I can't complain that much.